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[Bobby Tom] finally understood Gracie's function in his life. She was God's joke on him. ↗


— Susan Elizabeth Phillips


#romance #humor

All killer whales are named Kevin. You knew that, right? ↗


— Christopher Moore


#science #humor

Zach shoveled another spoonful of Fruit Loops cereal with milk into his mouth. “It is not possible!” “How do you know? Just because there’s no proof to prove it, there’s no proof to disprove it either.” “You’re trying to make me crazy, aren’t you?” “Not at all.” Sara put her bowl down. “I’m just saying there could be bunny shifters.” “There are no bunny shifters!” Shaking her head she accused, “You’re a bunny bigot.” Zach threw his spoon back in the near-empty bowl. “And there is no such thing as bunny bigots. ↗


— Shelly Laurenston


#humor

Probably in a parallel universe not far from here, I'm working for Nintendo. ↗


— David Mitchell


#universe #humor

And your life,' Katie said to Christy, 'is turning into a rather predictable romance. Girl meets boy. Boy is a dork for four years. Girl blossoms into a gorgeous woman. Boy finds his brain. Girl turns into starry-eyed mush head. ↗


— Robin Jones Gunn


#humor #katie-weldon #movie #robin-jones-gunn #romance

I needed sleep. Big squishy bunches of it. Soon. ↗


— Devon Monk


#humor

Don't make me come down there! ↗


— -God


#humor #not-real #humor

He had everything a dream boy should have. Back, front, sides, Everything. A head. ↗


— Louise Rennison


#dreams

He watched in awe as she stacked up an enormous armload of music. "There," she finished, slapping Frank Zappa's Greatest Hits on top of the pile. "That should do for a start." "You are a music lover," said the wide-eyed cashier. "No, I'm a kleptomaniac." And she dashed out the door. He was so utterly shocked that it took him a moment to run after her. With a meaningful nod in the direction of the astounded Cahills, she barreled down the cobblestone street with her load. "Fermati!" shouted the cashier, scrambling in breathless pursuit. Nellie let a few CDs drop and watched with satisfaction over her shoulder as the clerk stopped to pick them up. The trick would be to keep the chase going just long enough for Amy and Dan to search Disco Volante. Yikes, she reflected suddenly, I'm starting to think like a Cahill.... And if she was nuts enough to hang around this family, it was only going to get worse. ↗


— Gordon Korman


#humor #family

Hey, Geekoid!" yelled Duncan Dougal, "Why do you read so much? Don't you know how to watch TV? ↗


— Bruce Coville


#education #funny #humor #humour #learning






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