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We both want you dead. I'm bringing the friendship bracelets to the next meeting. ↗


— Nenia Campbell


#humor #insults #sarcasm #friendship

A month's salary, deep regret, the telephone number of some foul rehab clinic and my lance was free. ↗


— Stephen Fry


#humor

As soon as a friendship passed a certain point - some obscure and secret boundary - a woman quite automatically became overwhelmed by a raging compulsion to complicate things. ↗


— David Eddings


#women #friendship

Maybe he does have a choice to make, but everything I feel, everything I know says absoloutely that choice will be you" "She speaks French and Italian." "That bitch. ↗


— J.D. Robb


#friendship #humor #mira #friendship

It's my new best friend, Claudius Templesmith, and as I expected it, he's inviting us to a feast. ↗


— Suzanne Collins


#friendship #humor #friendship

You don't make a friend," Jacob said with a scowl. "It's not like they come with directions like you'd find on a box of macaroni and cheese. ↗


— Jodi Picoult


#directions #friendship #humor #friendship

Great pals we've always been. In fact there was a time when I had an idea I was in love with Cynthia. However, it blew over. A dashed pretty and lively and attractive girl, mind you, but full of ideals and all that. I may be wronging her, but I have an idea that she's the sort of girl who would want a fellow to carve out a career and what not. I know I've heard her speak favourably of Napoleon. So what with one thing and another the jolly old frenzy sort of petered out, and now we're just pals. I think she's a topper, and she thinks me next door to a looney, so everything's nice and matey. ↗


— P.G. Wodehouse


#humor #friendship

A sense of humor is part of the art of leadership, of getting along with people, of getting things done. ↗


— Dwight D. Eisenhower


#art

He would have shaved the centaurs, dipped them in honey, covered them with feathers, and hung them up like a bunch of pinatas. I'm just saying." - Warren ↗


— Brandon Mull


#centaurs #funny #humor #patton #warren

It is funny the things that run through your mind when you're sitting in your underpants in front of a pair of strangers. ↗


— David Sedaris


#funny






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