#humor

Humor is just another defense against the universe. ↗

— Mel Brooks

#against #another #defense #just #universe

Humor comes from self-confidence. ↗

— Rita Mae Brown

#humor #self-confidence

A sense of humor keen enough to show a man his own absurdities will keep him from the commission of all sins, or nearly all, save those worth committing. ↗

— Samuel Butler

#committing #enough #him #his #humor

I don't think it's possible to have a sense of tragedy without having a sense of humor. ↗

— Christopher Hitchens

#humor #i #possible #sense #sense of humor

Learn from the mistakes of others. You can never live long enough to make them all yourself. ↗

— Groucho Marx

#wisdom #humor

The problem with having a sense of humor is often that people you use it on aren't in a very good mood. ↗

— Lou Holtz

#good mood #having #humor #mood #often

There is only one thing in the world worse than being talked about, and that is not being talked about. ↗

— Oscar Wilde

#humor

Oh, we're playing nice now? Shall we have tea first? Brew up a nice pot of kiss-my-ass? ↗

— Julie Kagawa

#puck #humor

Sometimes the only way to make palatable that which is appalling and apprehensive is to season it with some humor. ↗

— Terrence Howard

#apprehensive #humor #make #only #palatable

He started to touch the mechanism under the keyboard, then pulled his hand back with a snap. "Ah," he said. "Must deactivate the security....Turn around, please." "What?" "Turn around, Claire. It's a secure password!" "You have GOT to be kidding." "Why ever would I joke about that? Please turn. ↗

— Rachel Caine

#funny #ghost-town #humor #morganville-vampires #myrnin