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Photons have mass? I didn’t even know they were Catholic. ↗


— Woody Allen


#humor #physics #religion #humor

Henry turned as if to dart out of the room, then swung around and stared at them, a look of confusion passing over his freckled face, as if he had only now had cause to wonder why Will, Tessa, and Jem might be crouching together in a mostly disused storage room. "What are you three doing in here, anyway?" Will tilted his head to the side and smiled at Henry. "Charades," he said. "Massive game. ↗


— Cassandra Clare


#humor

If at first you don't succeed, destroy all evidence that you tried. ↗


— Steven Wright


#humor #success #humor

Kronos would be 10 times more powerful. His very presence would incinerate you. And once he achieves this he will empower the other Titans. They are weak, compared to what they soon will become, unless you can stop them, the world will fall, the gods will die, and I will never achieve a perfect score on this stupid machine. ↗


— Rick Riordan


#humor #kronos #packman #percy-jackson #humor

Everywhere is walking distance if you have the time. ↗


— Steven Wright


#perspective #walking #humor

It is one of those lessons that every child should learn: Don't play with fire, sharp objects, or ancient artifacts. ↗


— Patricia Briggs


#humor #humor

Now what happens?" asked the man in black. "We face each other as God intended," Fezzik said. "No tricks, no weapons, skill against skill alone." "You mean you'll put down your rock and I'll put down my sword and we'll try to kill each other like civilized people, is that it? ↗


— William Goldman


#fistfight #humor #wit #humor

Those unable to catalog the past are doomed to repeat it. ↗


— Lemony Snicket


#doomed-to-repeat-it #history #humor #paraphrased #humor

Studies have shown that an ant can carry one hundred times its own weight, but there is no known limit to the lifting power of the average tiny eighty-year-old Spanish peasant grandmother. ↗


— Terry Pratchett


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I’ve been drunk for about a week now, and I thought it might sober me up to sit in a library. ↗


— F. Scott Fitzgerald


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