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I know that David Tennant's Hamlet isn't till July. And lots of people are going to be doing Dr Who in Hamlet jokes, so this is just me getting it out of the way early, to avoid the rush... "To be, or not to be, that is the question. Weeelll.... More of A question really. Not THE question. Because, well, I mean, there are billions and billions of questions out there, and well, when I say billions, I mean, when you add in the answers, not just the questions, weeelll, you're looking at numbers that are positively astronomical and... for that matter the other question is what you lot are doing on this planet in the first place, and er, did anyone try just pushing this little red button? ↗


— Neil Gaiman


#humor

Do not do that again," he said stiffly. "Don't kiss me back then," I retorted. He stared at me for what seemed like forever. "I don't give 'Zen lessons' to hear myself talk. I don't give them because you're another student. I'm doing this to teach you control." "You're doing a great job," I said bitterly. ↗


— Richelle Mead


#humor #zen-lessons #humor

Do you think it's possible for an entire nation to be insane? ↗


— Terry Pratchett


#insanity #religion #war #humor

I don't put up with being messed around, and I don't suffer fools gladly. The short version of that is that I'm a bitch. Trust me, I can provide character references. ↗


— Robin McKinley


#humor

There are many humorous things in the world; among them, the white man's notion that he is less savage than the other savages. ↗


— Mark Twain


#savages #humor

Mario, what do you get when you cross an insomniac, an unwilling agnostic and a dyslexic?" "I give." "You get someone who stays up all night torturing himself mentally over the question of whether or not there's a dog. ↗


— David Foster Wallace


#dogs #dyslexia #god #humor #insomnia

Grown ups are complicated creatures, full of quirks and secrets. ↗


— Roald Dahl


#children #humor #humor

Don't go looking for boys in the dark They will say pretty things then leave you with scars. Do go looking for boys in the park For that is where the true gentlemen are. ↗


— Anna Godbersen


#gentlemen #humor #love #wisdom #humor

TV and the Internet are good because they keep stupid people from spending too much time out in public. ↗


— Douglas Coupland


#humor

I once loved a girl who almost loved me, but not as much as she loved John Cusack. ↗


— Chuck Klosterman


#love #relationships #humor






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