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Help me out here, Jeremy," she said pleadingly. He gave her a look. "Why should I do that?" "Because once, nineteen years ago, you were wrong about him, too." Jeremy stared at her stoically. After a long pause, his face broke into a smile. "Aw, hell, you crazy kid, you knew I was gonna let you in—I'm a sucker for this stuff. ↗
Every gay man should be familiar with Bert and Ernie." "And why is that?" Reece rolled his eyes, smiling. "Everyone knows that they're lovers." Ben stopped what he was doing and looked at the man incredulously. "Okay, Reece, seriously, can you hear yourself?" "They are!" Reece said. "They live together, share a bedroom; I'm telling you the sexual tension is very palpable." Ben raised an eyebrow and said nothing. Reece cleared his throat. "You're going to break up with me now, aren't you? ↗
I'm a registered Republican, I only seem liberal because I believe that hurricanes are caused by high barometric pressure and not gay marriage. ↗
For every girl there is a guy out there waiting for you. But dont worry you will find your Prince in Shining Armor For every guy they are three girls looking forwards to finding you waiting. And when one of them find you, wether or not you like shes been looking for a long time and you better be a Prince in Shining Armor by then. So ladies you better pick up the pace you have two other girls looking for the same guy you are! And guys if your not a Prince in Shining Armor by then well... Good luck with that one ↗
