#humor

I'm fairly certain that YOLO is just Carpe Diem for stupid people. ↗

— Jack Black

#humor #stupidity #yolo #humor

Charming villains have always had a decided social advantage over well-meaning people who chew with their mouths open. ↗

— Judith Martin

#humor #manners #humor

When you sigh for selfish reasons, 'O' turns into 'I' - and love becomed evil. It also becomes irresistible. ↗

— Bauvard

#funny #humor #love #funny

Vampires, like virgins or priests, are things that women believe in. We must never fail to humor them in such matters. ↗

— Brian McNaughton

#vampires #women #humor

The more I study men, the more I realize that they are nothing in the world but boys grown too big to be spankable. ↗

— Jean Webster

#humor

Anyway, why would you trust anything written down? She certainly didn't trust "Mothers of Borogravia!" and that was from the government. And if you couldn't trust the government, who could you trust? Very nearly everyone, come to think of it... ↗

— Terry Pratchett

#humor #lies #propaganda #war #humor

General fiction is pretty much about ways that people get into problems and screw their lives up. Science fiction is about everything else. ↗

— Marvin Minsky

#humor #interviews #on-fiction #science-fiction #humor

There is a tragic flaw in our precious constitution, and I don't know what can be done to fix it. This is it: Only nut cases want to be president. ↗

— Kurt Vonnegut

#politics #humor

Secretly, deep down, everybody on Earth believes they can write poetry, apart from the members of the Poets' Guild, who know they can't. ↗

— K.J. Parker

#poetry #humor

For one thing, she pronounced flowers 'flars' and I couldn't let it slide. ↗

— James Thurber

#humor