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do you know why Satan is so angry all the time?, Because whenever he works a particularly clever bit of mischief God uses it to serve his own Rigteous purposes. So God uses wicked people as his tools? God gives us the freedom to to do great evil, if we choose, Then He uses his own freedom to create goodness out of that evil, for that is what He chooses. So, in the long run, God always wins? Yes, in the short run though it Can be uncomfortable. ↗


— Orson Scott Card


#inspirational #freedom

Listen, I'd rather lie naked in a plowed field under an incontinent horse for a week than have to read that paragraph again! ↗


— Diane Ackerman


#humor #humorous #love

...but once more I say do as you please, for we women are born to this burden of being obedient to our husbands, though they be blockheads ↗


— Miguel de Cervantes Saavedra


#marriage #women #marriage

When I need some striking inspiration about deep depression for my new painting, I just need to go to check my bank account... ↗


— Hiroko Sakai


#bank-account #depression #funny #humorous #inspiration

You gotta want it. ↗


— Bill Murray


#humorous #inspirational #inspirational

Always take a compliment, even if it’s not yours ↗


— Benny Bellamacina


#humour #life #love #philosophical #relationships

Now, Jasper, as a great man once said, 'A brave and steadfast heart can overcome any fear.' So don't worry. I'll be back with Benelaius shortly. In the meantime, look about for clues, only don't disturb anything." [...] I knew only too well who that great man was whom he spoke of. Camber Fosrick. I had committed the quote to memory as well. So Lindavar, one of the War Wizards of Cormyr, was addicted to trashy literature too. I would have chuckled had I not been so scared. ↗


— Chet Williamson


#inspirational #inspirational

A bird in the hand is worth two in the bush, unless it is the burning bush, in that case the value of your bird just went up!! ↗


— Neil Leckman


#inspirational #inspirational

If laughter is the best medicine, let's OD together. ↗


— Michael P. Clutton


#humor-inspirational #humorous-quotations #humor

Worse day ever!" I whined to Ellie. "Oh, worse than the time you got pulled over and the cop said 'papers' and you said 'scissors, I win' and he didn't laugh? ↗


— Sophie Monroe


#humor






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