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#humour

Read through the most famous quotes by topic #humour




He's all right. His hair is cute." Jonas froze, his lobster fork halfway to his mouth. " Oh my God, you're in love." "I'm not in love." "'his hair is cute'? You never say anything nice about anyone. Coming from you, cute hair is a mating call." " I talked to the guy for thirty seconds. And then he waved at me while i was in the tank." "Holy fuck, you're getting married, aren't you!" " Will you simmer. I certainly am not.


MaryJanice Davidson


#humour #in-love #funny

Oh, I can never get enough. Which, incidentally, is what your sister said when--


Cassandra Clare


#innuendo #will-herondale #sisters

Humor helps us get over the worst in our existence. And that makes it an ally worth cultivating - by consciously looking for inanities in life, the crazy contradictions, the jolly aspects of everyday situations.


Dr. Rufus C. Browing


#life

My mum always said there’s a lot of presence in a doorway,” he added, staring into one of the eyes. A chill of air trickled down her spine, she could feel the eyes upon her, drawing her in, asking questions and tormenting her very being. “Really? How so?” asked Maggie, with interest. Brick turned his head and presented a puzzled expression. “Well, cause that’s where people come in


Paul Baxter


#sci-fi-humour-comedy #life

On a world where a common table implement is a little device with which you crack the ice that has formed on your drinnk between drafts, hot beer is a thing you come to appreciate.


Ursula K. Le Guin


#humour #science-fiction #science

For the moment we might very well can them DUNNOS (for Dark Unknown Nonreflective Nondetectable Objects Somewhere).


Bill Bryson


#humour #physics #science #space #science

The definition of an expert: x is an unknown quantity spurt is a drip under pressure


Anonymous or Vincent Bellini


#science #science

The definition of black irony is Pro-lifers killing Doctors who do abortions


Bill Hicks


#humour

What was up with class today? It was watered-down porn. He practically had you and Patch on top of your lab table, horizontal, minus your clothes, doing the Big Deed.


Becca Fitzpatrick


#humour #sarcasm #today

I had an uneventful few days," it told her. "The most exciting thing was an hour-long lecture from the headmaster on taking our studies seriously. He said next year's exam will arrive sooner than we think." "No, they won't," Valkyrie said, frowning. "They'll arrive next year, exactly when we expect them." "That's what I told him," the reflection nodded. "I don't think he's comfortable with logic, because he didn't look happy. He sent me to the Career Guidance counsellor, who asked me what I wanted to do after college." Valkyrie stowed her black clothes. "What did you say?" "I told her I wanted to be a Career Guidance counsellor. She started crying, then accused me of mocking her. I told her if she wasn't happy in her job then she should look at other options, then pointed out that I was already doing her job better than she was. She gave me detention.


Derek Landy


#humour #reflection #funny






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