#if

What a kid I got, I told him about the birds and the bee and he told me about the butcher and my wife. ↗

— Rodney Dangerfield

#bee #birds #butcher #got #him

When I write a song, it's all about the riff - the riff first, then the words come later. ↗

— Evan Dando

#come #first #i #i write #later

It's better when you have your wife with you, more fun. ↗

— Evan Dando

#fun #more #wife #you #your

See, to me, rock'n'roll doesn't have any point. It's just fun. It has a million different angles and they're all valid. But I think rock might be a world issue. ↗

— Evan Dando

#any #different #different angles #fun #i

Since Elizabeth, I certainly live a healthier lifestyle. ↗

— Evan Dando

#elizabeth #healthier #i #lifestyle #live

I'm at the age where food has taken the place of sex in my life. In fact, I've just had a mirror put over my kitchen table. ↗

— Rodney Dangerfield

#fact #food #had #i #in fact

With me, nothing goes right. My psychiatrist said my wife and I should have sex every night. Now, we'll never see each other! ↗

— Rodney Dangerfield

#every #every night #goes #i #me

My wife is always trying to get rid of me. The other day she told me to put the garbage out. I said to her I already did. She told me to go and keep an eye on it. ↗

— Rodney Dangerfield

#always #day #did #eye #garbage

It is clear that this essential Christian doctrine gives a new value to human nature, to human history and to human life which is not to be found in the other great oriental religions. ↗

— Christopher Dawson

#clear #doctrine #essential #found #gives

My marriage is on the rocks again, yeah, my wife just broke up with her boyfriend. ↗

— Rodney Dangerfield

#boyfriend #broke #her #just #marriage