#joke

Every man who is high up likes to think he has done it all himself; and the wife smiles, and lets it go at that. It's our only joke. Every woman knows that. ↗

— J. M. Barrie

#every #every man #go #high #himself

I mean, I've had bartenders and waiters and waitresses make a comment about a joke of mine, like pointing out some sort of logic error or something that I've never even thought about, and they're right. ↗

— Todd Barry

#comment #error #even #had #i

It is a good deed to forget a poor joke. ↗

— Brendan Behan

#forget #good #good deed #joke #poor

I don't consider myself a comic but a performer. A comic tells bad jokes. ↗

— Sandra Bernhard

#comic #consider #i #jokes #myself

What the joke displays is a switch in perception. This is important in changing the way we think. ↗

— Edward de Bono

#displays #important #joke #perception #switch

I like the purity of stand-up because it is all about whether people laugh at your jokes. Either they laugh or they don't. ↗

— Jo Brand

#because #either #i #jokes #laugh

The most casual examination will reveal the fact that all the jokes about the horrible results of masculine cooking and sewing are written by men. It is all part of a great scheme of sex propaganda. ↗

— Heywood Broun

#casual #cooking #examination #fact #great

See, justice is a joke in this country, and it stinks of its hypocricy. ↗

— H. Rap Brown

#joke #justice #see #stinks

The joke or the pratfall is easy for me to do. ↗

— Sandra Bullock

#joke #me #pratfall

I'm a bit of a worrier, to an extreme. I'll crack a joke, then worry if I've offended someone - even when they're laughing. I have a guilt complex, always worrying. ↗

— Sophia Bush

#bit #complex #crack #even #extreme