#joke

My way of fitting in was through jokes and making people laugh. ↗

— Carrot Top

#fitting in #jokes #laugh #making #people

With silly stuff, it's seventy-five percent confidence. I always tell people that it's because I'm nervous about getting that next laugh and I need to hear it. I always want to condense a joke. ↗

— Tim Vine

#always #because #condense #confidence #getting

That was really so upsetting when you are trying to pass on some very serious knowledge and be basically, treated worse than a student coming off the street because his father pays the tuition. Come on. Give me a break. This is no school. This is a joke. ↗

— Miroslav Vitous

#because #break #come #coming #father

All these jokes have been pre-approved as funny by me. ↗

— Mitch Hedberg

#funny #jokes #me #these

I'm sure we, the American people, are the butt of jokes by those in power. ↗

— Alice Walker

#american people #i #jokes #people #power

I don't think comedy is necessarily an attack. It's finding humour in life. I don't think if you're making a joke about something you're automatically demeaning it. ↗

— David Walliams

#attack #automatically #comedy #demeaning #finding

Comedy, at least the way I write comedy, is just drama with jokes. ↗

— Rob Walton

#drama #i #i write #jokes #just

My friends always joke that I run on batteries. ↗

— Alexander Wang

#batteries #friends #i #joke #run

It's the teenage and university crowd, so we give them lots of sex jokes and gross humour. ↗

— Keenen Ivory Wayans

#give #gross #humour #jokes #lots

If you keep up with pop culture, everybody knows the joke. ↗

— Shawn Wayans

#everybody #joke #keep #knows #pop