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When kids hit one year old, it's like hanging out with a miniature drunk. You have to hold onto them. They bump into things. They laugh and cry. They urinate. They vomit. ↗

— Johnny Depp

#cry #drunk #hanging #hit #hold

I come from a long line of staunch Irish Catholics. ↗

— Robert Vaughn

#come #i #irish #line #long

How are you feeling?" I leaned away from him. "Gross." Aiden frowned. "Gross?" "I haven't brushed my teeth or washed my face in days. Don't come near me." He laughed. "Alex, come on." "Seriously, I'm gross." I put my hand over my mouth. Ignoring my protests, he leaned over and brushed my string hair back. "You're as beautiful as always, Alex." I stared at him. He must not get out much. ↗

— Jennifer L. Armentrout

#alex #funny #humor #sarcasm #beauty

And in the horror of his realization over Simone was the knowledge that he'd never really loved Satara. He'd wanted to know love so badly that he'd contorted the concept of it to fit a relationship that it had no part in. This time love had come up behind him and clubbed him on the head when he hadn't been expecting it. ↗

— Sherrilyn Kenyon

#dreams

I became the stage for the great argument between Nietzsche and Rousseau. I was the extra ready to take on all the roles. ↗

— Jacques Derrida

#became #between #extra #great #i

It's good to experience Hollywood in short bursts, I guess. Little snippets. I don't think I can handle being here all the time, it's pretty nutty. ↗

— Johnny Depp

#bursts #experience #good #guess #handle

Am I a romantic? I've seen 'Wuthering Heights' ten times. I'm a romantic. ↗

— Johnny Depp

#am #heights #i #romantic #seen

I look at Jessica Alba and think she's got a great body. I think that's what women are supposed to look like. ↗