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I was just a young guy who was excited to become a comedian and an actor and I just wanted to get to do what I got to do.


Adam Sandler


#become #comedian #excited #get #got

I'm not a comedian. I'm an actor who just happens to be funny on occasion.


Anthony Anderson


#comedian #funny #happens #i #just

I was with a famous comedian when a young fan walked up and asked for an autograph. The comedian blew him off. I'll never forget the look on the young boy's face. He was devastated.


Louie Anderson


#autograph #blew #boy #comedian #devastated

I thought they may have presumed too much knowledge of certain things for people who are not comedians. Like Montreal. A comic understands what it is and its importance, but someone else may not know about it.


Todd Barry


#certain #certain things #comedians #comic #else

I'm trying to be a comedian, you know?


Liam Neeson


#i #know #trying #you

A comedian needs to have his own filters, needs to know his audience, how far he can push things.


Jeff Dunham


#comedian #far #filters #his #how

I think the more the actor lets you know what he thinks of the character, the less the audience cares - like a comedian who laughs at his own jokes.


Neil LaBute


#audience #cares #character #comedian #his

Sometimes, as a comedian, a line will come to you, that is so beautiful, so perfect, that you think: I did not create this line. This line belongs to all of us. Surely this is a line of God.


Russell Brand


#belongs #come #comedian #create #did

I wanted to do a show based on what my life would be like if I had never become a comedian.


Drew Carey


#become #comedian #had #i #life

When I did Comic Relief, I did it to be on the show; it's a badge of honor as a comedian to do that show.


Drew Carey


#comedian #comic #comic relief #did #honor






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