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A comedian needs to have his own filters, needs to know his audience, how far he can push things.


Jeff Dunham


#comedian #far #filters #his #how

My greatest hope was to get discovered as a comedian and get on a sitcom.


Steve Buscemi


#discovered #get #greatest #hope #sitcom

I wanted to do a show based on what my life would be like if I had never become a comedian.


Drew Carey


#become #comedian #had #i #life

When I did Comic Relief, I did it to be on the show; it's a badge of honor as a comedian to do that show.


Drew Carey


#comedian #comic #comic relief #did #honor

I didn't plan to be the rude middle-class comedian. You write a certain type of joke that you find funny, and mine happen to be often rude. Yes, it's juvenile, but that's me.


Jimmy Carr


#comedian #find #funny #happen #i

I've been a comedian since I was fourteen. But I've never really been a CEO.


Dave Chappelle


#ceo #comedian #fourteen #i #never

My wife asked me once if I weren't a comedian what I would do. I couldn't answer the question. I never imagined doing anything else.


Dave Chappelle


#anything #asked #comedian #doing #else

I was up until all hours of the night, listening to stories, meeting great old comedians.


Joely Fisher


#great #hours #i #listening #meeting

I didn't become a comedian to work this hard.


Chelsea Handler


#comedian #hard #i #work

I wanted to do - there was this film called 'Magic' that Anthony Hopkins did. And the director wanted me. The writer wanted me. Joe Levine said no, I don't want any comedians in this.


Gene Wilder


#anthony hopkins #any #called #comedians #did






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