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When I got into this, I never thought about reviews. I never thought about what people would say about me, I was just a young guy who was excited to become a comedian and an actor, and I just wanted to get to do what I got to do.


Adam Sandler


#actor #become #comedian #excited #get

The greatest thing about being a comedian is knowing other comedians. And you get to talk to them. Its the most fun.


Jerry Seinfeld


#being #comedian #comedians #fun #get

The truth is, I had always wanted to be a comedian, but I really didn't have that kind of personality, and it's a terrifying thing to say.


Jerry Seinfeld


#comedian #had #i #kind #personality

When they meet a stand-up comic, people sometimes remark: 'That must be the hardest job in the world.' Among comedians, only Freddie Starr is not embarrassed and slightly appalled by this remark.


Arthur Smith


#appalled #comedians #comic #embarrassed #freddie

Whatever talent I had, I'm sure it helped that my parents were in the business and that I grew up around actors, comedians and directors.


Ben Stiller


#business #comedians #directors #grew #had

To be a comedian, you gotta jokesmith, there's no way around it.


John Leguizamo


#comedian #gotta #way #you

Believe it or not the war on Iraq is based on a sound scientific principle, The bee hive principle. Which clearly states that if you are stung by a bee, you should follow it back to its nest and then proceed to beat nest to a pulp with a baseball bat until the stripey little turd has learned its lesson.


John Oliver


#hilarious #baseball

That's why modern corporate movie making has become so laborious that comedians are kind of kicked out by 50.


Dana Carvey


#comedians #corporate #kicked #kind #laborious

As much experience, education and awareness as one can attain is important for a comedian.


Shelley Berman


#awareness #comedian #education #experience #important

I believe it is important for comedians to know who came before them.


Shelley Berman


#believe #came #comedians #i #i believe






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