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Curiouser and curiouser. ↗

— Lewis Carroll

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I don't know much about being a millionaire, but I'll bet I'd be darling at it. ↗

— Dorothy Parker

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Love is like a brick. You can build a house, or you can sink a dead body. ↗

— Lady Gaga

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You know that old saying. Once you go dead, no one's better in bed. ↗

— Jeaniene Frost

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It would seem that you have no useful skill or talent whatsoever," he said. "Have you thought of going into teaching? ↗

— Terry Pratchett

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It may help to understand human affairs to be clear that most of the great triumphs and tragedies of history are caused, not by people being fundamentally good or fundamentally bad, but by people being fundamentally people. ↗

— Neil Gaiman

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I didn't have time to write a short letter, so I wrote a long one instead. ↗

— Mark Twain

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Oh no. Don't smile. You'll kill me. I stop breathing when you smile. ↗

— Tessa Dare

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The most interesting information come from children, for they tell all they know and then stop. ↗

— Mark Twain

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Heterosexuality is not normal, it's just common. ↗

— Dorothy Parker

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