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Close your mouth Lily, you look like a codfish." "I can't help it. This place looks like something out of medieval times. I'm surprised there aren't rushes on the floor or half-dressed serving wenches carrying trenchers of food." "Read Harlequin much?" "Shut up. There's nothing wrong with romance novels. You could learn something from them you know." Sean's mouth curved into a slow, seductive grin. He let his fingers drift casually along the side of her arm, deliberately grazing the edge of her breast. "Could I now?


Marianne Morea


#paranormal-romance #paranormal-suspense #food

Walking out into the night with a water fey was all kinds of stupid. Heck, Kelpies eat people. They may not play with their food as creatively as the Each Uisge, but dead is dead.


E.J. Stevens


#fantasy #fiction #kelpies #paranormal #psychic-detective

We were afraid of so many things: Of our children, who lived in their own world of casually lurid pleasures, zombies and cartoon killers and thuggish music. Of our neighbors, who were buying gold and ammunition and great quantities of freeze-dried food, and who were organizing themselves into angry tribes recognizable to one another by bumper stickers.


Jean Thompson


#food

Is there a gun that shoots rain? Oh yeah, water guns. How technologically advanced we are!



Jarod Kintz


#civilization #civilized #culture #funny #gun

I'm still looking for books about them, as well as I am used to feed food every day.


Pet Torres


#paranormal-romance #witch #witches #food

Foreign food isn’t really my thing. I tasted whale once, and I was sick for a week.


Steen Langstrup


#crime-noir #scandinavian-mysteries #food

Food is a product of supply and demand, so try to figure out where the supplies are fresh, the suppliers are creative, and the demanders are informed.


Tyler Cowen


#food #supply-and-demand #food

Every sex noise can be converted into a note and frozen in a can of soda. Ask me about menstruation music today! 



Jarod Kintz


#convert #drink #frozen #funny #humor

My shadow falling over a spot of land always increases its real estate value. Buy it now, because at high noon, all value will vanish.



Jarod Kintz


#funny #humor #noon #random #random-thought

I am three forks away from eating all your food with two homeless guys. It’s too bad I only have a suitcase full of spoons and a bucket of soy sauce.



Jarod Kintz


#food #funny #homeless #humor #nonsense






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