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A little bit of this, a little bit of that. I never had any specific style.


Al Hirt


#bit #had #i #little #little bit

You know, North Korea situation is far worse than East Germany, and South Korea is weaker than West Germany.


Kim Dae Jung


#far #germany #know #korea #north

I could not do what I do, and teach a class, and never miss a deadline, never be late for anything if I was a lush, OK? I would really love to read a piece that said, 'He is not a lush.' That would be fabulous, it would be a first, I could show it to people and say, 'Look!'


Christopher Hitchens


#class #could #deadline #fabulous #first

If I'm in a political argument, I think I can, with reasonable accuracy and without boasting, put the other person's side of the case at least as well as they could. One has to be able to say that in any well-conducted argument.


Christopher Hitchens


#accuracy #any #argument #boasting #case

A gentleman is one who never hurts anyone's feelings unintentionally.


Oscar Wilde


#feelings #gentleman #hurts #never #who

Many people have believed that they were Chosen, but none more baldly than the Texans.


Edward Hoagland


#chosen #many #more #none #people

I can't very well tell my batters don't hit it to him. Wherever they hit it, he's there anyway.


Gil Hodges


#batters #him #hit #i #tell

Anybody watch General Clinic yesterday,” Vivian asked. “I had to work the lunch shift.” “Ooh, yeah,” Darlene said. “‘Fraid it doesn’t look good for Emile. It’s all that Mona’s fault. He wanted a private marriage and she wouldn’t listen.” At this, Vivian got a sad look in her eyes. Her mother had raised her on General Clinic. Her mother herself had been a faithful viewer for most of her life, ever since it was first aired. Instead of growing up on the stories of her mother’s childhood, Vivian was raised on bedtime summaries of past episodes of General Clinic, mostly from the 1970’s episodes, the so-called ‘stagnant years,’ highly underrated in her mother’s opinion. For 39 years her mother watched that show. Then she died. It happened just the way Aubrey murdered her son’s babysitter in the April 3, 1971 episode. What was the coincidence of that? Vivian thought about the irony of fate. Now she would be a victim of the very same unlikely probability. If only Emile would pull through…she might have a chance to hope.


Benson Bruno


#funny #soap-operas #faith

If you notice any of the press from when I was with the show, I would always deny it being the year 3000.


Joel Hodgson


#any #being #deny #i #notice

You don’t like my restaurant, Miss Connor?” “I couldn’t say since the waiting list to get in is six months long.” One side of his mouth curved up. “This is true.” His finger lingered, and I tried to swallow the nervous lump in my throat. “I think you can call me by my first name now, seeing as how you’re touching my boob. That puts us a little past formality, don’t you think?


Jenny Lyn


#food-and-sex #funny #humor #jenny-lyn #sarcasm






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