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When I interview celebrities, I always try to throw them off balance. My favorite is to ask 'em about crazy sex stuff like donkey punches and Monroe transfers. Works every time. ↗

— Rachel Perry

#always #ask #balance #celebrities #crazy

America needs jobs, smaller government, less spending and a president with the courage to offer more than yet another speech. ↗

— Rick Perry

#another #courage #government #jobs #less

I work three months really hard, nonstop, and then I take a month off. Then I do it all over again. I work hard but I give myself four breaks a year. ↗

— Tyler Perry

#breaks #four #give #hard #i

Wise is he who enjoys the show offered by the world. ↗

— Fernando Pessoa

#offered #show #who #wise #world

Competence, like truth, beauty, and contact lenses, is in the eye of the beholder. ↗

— Laurence J. Peter

#beholder #competence #contact #eye #eye of the beholder

If I had eyebrows like two rainbows, I’d probably make love like a leprechaun. But it’s cool, because with that pot of gold, I’d have plenty of money to pay the prostitute.  ↗

— Jarod Kintz

#bizarre #eyebrows #funny #gold #humor

I will not ever run for political office. I can assure you. ↗

— David Petraeus

#ever #i #i can #office #political

Each day, each one of us chooses not to do many things that would be legal but offensive to those around us. ↗

— Ralph Peters

#chooses #day #each #legal #many

A passive approach to professional growth will leave you by the wayside. ↗

— Tom Peters

#growth #leave #passive #professional #wayside

As a consumer, you want to associate with brands whose powerful presence creates a halo effect that rubs off on you. ↗