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People talk about mumblecore but I prefer bumblecore, hyper-realistic bee movies about how bees really are. ↗

— Mindy Kaling

#bee #bees #how #i #movies

Personally, I, Mindy Kaling want to spend like 80 percent of my life hanging out with women. ↗

— Mindy Kaling

#i #life #like #my life #out

Right now, I'm hankering for new adventures... Ninety percent of the time I'm having romantic-comedy fantasies in which I'm wearing little pencil skirts and hurrying down to the subway. ↗

— Mindy Kaling

#down #fantasies #hankering #having #hurrying

The overlap in the Venn diagram of things that men hate for women to wear and the things that I love to wear, it's almost a full overlap on the Venn diagram, which is unfortunate for me. ↗

— Mindy Kaling

#diagram #full #hate #i #i love

In a show or a movie, one must work with many people. Many women just don't have the time for it. ↗

— Dorothy Fields

#many #movie #must #people #show

The Tweets that I have written that are most popular are the ones that are the kind of universal girly concerns and observations. ↗

— Mindy Kaling

#girly #i #kind #most #observations

Once Ray was a Ewing, all the problems were solved. ↗

— Steve Kanaly

#problems #ray #solved #were

We were all thrown together on this show very rapidly, there was casting then a few days later a meeting where we all got to read the scripts and meet each other. Literally days after that we were on our way to Dallas. ↗

— Steve Kanaly

#casting #dallas #days #each #few

There's the psychotic ambitious side of myself that wants a fashion line and my own network and be like a combination of Oprah and Gwen Stefani. And have a perfume. Definitely a perfume. ↗

— Mindy Kaling

#combination #definitely #fashion #like #line

Twitter is so short, it's safe. I don't want my bosses to be like, 'Hey, your script is due and we saw you wrote four blog pages.' ↗

— Mindy Kaling

#bosses #due #four #hey #i