#soccer

You look at boxing being an international, world-famous sport, right up there next with soccer, and there's only two fighters the people want to see fight. Two little fellows, Manny Pacquiao and Floyd Mayweather. ↗

— Emanuel Steward

#boxing #fellows #fight #fighters #floyd

...I've spent the last fifteen years of my life railing against the game of soccer, an exercise that has been lauded as "the sport of the future" since 1977. Thankfully, that future dystopia has never come. ↗

— Chuck Klosterman

#future #humor #soccer #sports #humor

When I meet a European, the first thing I say is, “I’d much rather watch football than football.” But I’m just teasing them, and they know I’d really rather watch football than football.   ↗

— Jarod Kintz

#europe #european #football #soccer #absurd

I think foosball is a combination of soccer and shish kabobs. ↗

— Mitch Hedberg

#i #i think #soccer #think

We all started snowboarding in the beginning as a family just to be closer together, go on trips. It was our soccer, but instead of Dad yelling at me from the sideline he is there riding with me and hitting the jumps even before I am hitting them. ↗

— Shaun White

#before #beginning #closer #dad #even

I would just as likely be doing soccer practice as filming commercials. ↗

— Alyson Hannigan

#doing #filming #i #just #likely

My daughter loves horses. My other daughter loves soccer. ↗

— Kyle Chandler

#horses #loves #other #soccer

Soccer is simple, but it is difficult to play simple. ↗

— Johan Cruijff

#play #simple #soccer

I've had soccer moms come up and tell me they can relate when I say that I want to throw my baby in the trash. ↗