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#weight

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When I look back to when I had my first son, I was unhappy. I couldn't understand why the weight wasn't just falling off. ↗


— Nicole Sullivan


#falling #first #had #i #just

All the people who follow me on Twitter know my sense of humor. I sometimes forget the blogosphere will give it more weight than I intended. ↗


— Kurt Sutter


#forget #give #humor #i #intended

Take it not amiss, O speech, that I borrow weighty words, and later try hard to make them seem light. ↗


— Wislawa Szymborska


#borrow #hard #i #later #light

Since I never get on a scale, I have no idea how much weight I've lost! ↗


— Rachael Ray


#how #i #idea #lost #much

I would love Giuliana small, medium, large or extra large and I will love her no matter how much weight she gained. ↗


— Bill Rancic


#gained #her #how #i #large

There are thin girls with infertility issues, normal sized girls with infertility issues and overweight girls with infertility issues. Unless your doctor tells you your weight is affecting you in some way... once the doctor rules it out, that's really not it. ↗


— Giuliana Rancic


#doctor #issues #normal #once #out

I stuff another handful of Raisinets in my mouth. What gets me is the 'pretty face' bit. 'Cause I won't mind being reminded I'm fat as long as you water it down first. Why not say, Hey I'm going to insult you, but first I will congratulate your fortunate genetics and appropriate appliclation of Bobbi Brown cosmetics to prevent you from hitting me. Sh*t; I kind of prefer being called a 'fat bitch.' At least it doesn't pull any punches. ↗


— Jen Lancaster


#weight #funny

For the first time ever, overweight people outnumber average people in America. Doesn't that make overweight the average then? Last month you were fat, now you're average - hey, let's get a pizza! ↗


— Jay Leno


#average #average people #ever #fat #first

I also started to eat sensibly. The weight just dropped off. ↗


— Harry Melling


#dropped #eat #i #just #off

Beauty doesn't need ornaments. Softness can't bear the weight of ornaments. ↗


— Munshi Premchand


#bear #need #ornaments #softness #weight






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