Abe Lemons

Finish last in your league and they call you idiot. Finish last in medical school and they call you doctor. ↗

— Abe Lemons

#doctor #finish #finish last #idiot #last

There are really only two plays: Romeo and Juliet, and put the darn ball in the basket. ↗

— Abe Lemons

#basket #darn #juliet #only #plays

Damn referees, I'll miss them less than anybody. ↗

— Abe Lemons

#damn #i #less #miss #referees

I don't have any tricky plays, I'd rather have tricky players. ↗

— Abe Lemons

#i #players #plays #rather #tricky

I don't jog, if I die I want to be sick. ↗

— Abe Lemons

#i #jog #sick #want

It was a hole in one contest and I had a three. ↗

— Abe Lemons

#had #hole #i #three

One day of practice is like one day of clean living. It doesn't do you any good. ↗

— Abe Lemons

#clean #clean living #day #good #like

The trouble with retirement is that you never get a day off. ↗

— Abe Lemons

#get #never #off #retirement #trouble

You know what they call the fellow who finishes last in his medical school graduating class? They call him 'Doctor.' ↗

— Abe Lemons

#class #doctor #fellow #finishes #graduating