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Ambrose Bierce

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Cribbage, n. A substitute for conversation among those to whom nature has denied ideas.


— Ambrose Bierce


#nature

DOG: A kind of additional or subsidiary Diety designed to catch the overflow or surplus of the world's worship.


— Ambrose Bierce


#design

acquaintance, n.: A person whom we know well enough to borrow from, but not well enough to lend to.


— Ambrose Bierce


#friendship

TELEPHONE n. An invention of the devil which abrogates some of the advantages of making a disagreeable person keep his distance.


— Ambrose Bierce


#technology #humor

Bride, n. - A woman with a fine prospect of happiness behind her.


— Ambrose Bierce


#happiness #humor #marriage #matrimony #satire

GRAPESHOT, n. An argument which the future is preparing in answer to the demands of American Socialism.


— Ambrose Bierce


#politics #socialism #humor

The gambling known as business looks with austere disfavor upon the business known as gambling.


— Ambrose Bierce


#austere #disfavor #gambling #known #looks

marriage, n.: The state or condition of a community consisting of a master, a mistress and two slaves, making in all, two.


— Ambrose Bierce


#marriage

What is a democrat? One who believes that the republicans have ruined the country. What is a republican? One who believes that the democrats would ruin the country.


— Ambrose Bierce


#country #democrat #democrats #republican #republicans

Perseverance - a lowly virtue whereby mediocrity achieves an inglorious success.


— Ambrose Bierce


#inglorious #lowly #mediocrity #perseverance #success






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Did you know about Ambrose Bierce?

His vehemence as a critic his motto "Nothing matters" and the sardonic view of human nature that informed his work all earned him the nickname "Bitter Bierce". His style often embraces an abrupt beginning dark imagery vague. Ambrose Gwinnett Bierce (born June 24 1842; assumed to have died sometime after December 26 1913) was an American editorialist journalist short story writer fabulist and satirist.

Ambrose Gwinnett Bierce (born June 24 1842; assumed to have died sometime after December 26 1913) was an American editorialist journalist short story writer fabulist and satirist. Despite his reputation as a searing critic Bierce was known to encourage younger writers including poet George Sterling and fiction writer W. Bierce employed a distinctive style of writing especially in his stories.

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