Bill Watterson

Talking with you is sort of the conversational equivalent of an out of body experience. ↗

— Bill Watterson

#conversational #equivalent #experience #out #sort

Childhood is for spoiling adulthood. ↗

— Bill Watterson

#humor

Calvin is hammering nails into coffee table. Mom: CALVIN WHAT ARE YOU DOING TO THE COFFEE TABLE?!? Calvin: Is this some sort of trick question, or what? ↗

— Bill Watterson

#trick #coffee

Happiness is being famous for your financial ability to indulge in every kind of excess. ↗

— Bill Watterson

#humor

Everybody I know fails the acid test of friendship. ↗

— Bill Watterson

#friendship

Specifically, I’d like to debate whether cannibalism ought to be grounds for leniency in murders, since it’s less wasteful. ↗

— Bill Watterson

#humor

CALVIN: Our hero regains consciousness at the feet of a sarcastic alien. ↗

— Bill Watterson

#consciousness

I like maxims that don't encourage behavior modification. -Calvin ↗

— Bill Watterson

#humor

Hey Susie Derkins, is that your face, or is a 'possum stuck in your collar? ↗

— Bill Watterson

#humor

Isn't it sad how some people's grip on their lives is so precarious that they'll embrace any preposterous delusion rather than face an occasional bleak truth? ↗

— Bill Watterson

#religion #truth #life