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Brian P. Cleary

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These are books that want to be read out loud. These are books kids share with each other, and I think that's important.


— Brian P. Cleary


#each #i #i think #important #kids

It's perfectly okay if you don't understand every single one of them. For one thing, I make a lot of corny jokes, and you have to be 40 years old to get some of them.


— Brian P. Cleary


#every #get #i #jokes #lot

In writing I found something I could do at least as well as my peers, if not better.


— Brian P. Cleary


#could #found #i #least #peers

If I have a talent for making some fourth-grader who hates school and reading to hate it a little less, then I have to do the most with what I've been issued.


— Brian P. Cleary


#hate #hates #i #issued #less

Our cat is kind dove shellfish, and thinks the world is hers, She finds a comfy spot and then we pet turtle sheep purrs.


— Brian P. Cleary


#dove #finds #hers #kind #our

I love the semicolon; it's unnecessary, but graceful and sophisticated.


— Brian P. Cleary


#i #i love #love #sophisticated #unnecessary






About Brian P. Cleary






Did you know about Brian P. Cleary?

He also tours the U. He has also written humor essays for national and local magazines and newspapers. Cleary (born October 1 1959 in Lakewood Ohio) is an American humorist poet and author.

Brian P. He is best known for his books that explore grammar in humorous ways written for grade-school children.

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