Cassandra Clare

I have a high pain threshold. In fact, it's more of a large and tastfully decorated foyer than a threshold. But I do get easily bored ↗

— Cassandra Clare

#humor #humor

In the end that was the choice you made, and it doesn't matter how hard it was to make it. It matters that you did. ↗

— Cassandra Clare

#city

You know, some people think Shadowhunters are just myths. Like mummies and genies." Kyle grinned at Jace. "Can you grant wishes?" "That depends," he said. "Do you wish to be punched in the face? ↗

— Cassandra Clare

#jace-lightwood #jordan-kyle #think

No. That's Clary; shes's my best friend." Simon pocketed his phone. "And she has a boyfriend. Like, really, really, really has a boyfriend. The nuclear bomb of boyfriends. Trust me on this one. ↗

— Cassandra Clare

#simon-lewis #trust

I guess it’s true what they say," observed Jace. "There are no straight men in the trenches." "That’s atheists, jackass," said Simon furiously. "There are no atheists in the trenches. ↗

— Cassandra Clare

#jace #mortal-instruments #simon #humor

I've heard the word 'fear'. I simply choose to believe it doesn't apply to me. ↗

— Cassandra Clare

#words

So what was that all about?" "I think," Jace said, "that she asked if she could touch my mango." "She said that?" Jace shrugged. "Yeah, then she gave me her number. ↗

— Cassandra Clare

#jace-lightwood #simon-lewis #think

It was books that made me feel that perhaps I was not completely alone. They could be honest with me, and I with them. ↗

— Cassandra Clare

#feeling

Moreover, I wish to assure you both that I did not make any amorous advances on female monkeys. ↗

— Cassandra Clare

#page- #magnus-bane

aren't you, uh... reproducing? "sure, we love reproducing it's one of our favorite things. ↗

— Cassandra Clare

#funny #funny