Charlaine Harris

Did you ever think that if you told me where Bill's hiding his computer program, I would give you anything you asked for?" - Eric, club dead. ↗

— Charlaine Harris

#romantic #money

Could I tell them I was sorry their loved one was dead, when he’d tried to kill me? There was no rule of etiquette for this; even my grandmother would have been stymied. ↗

— Charlaine Harris

#ettiquette #manners #sympathy #death

I gave myself a mental shake. Snapping out of a slump, that was what today was all about. ↗

— Charlaine Harris

#life

I said the first thing that came into my head unfortunately. "Save the drama for your mama " I told her just like an eleven-year-old. ↗

— Charlaine Harris

#humor #humor

It was somehow degrading, craving someone so... voraciously - another good calendar word - just because he was physically beautiful. I hadn't thought that was something women did, either. ↗

— Charlaine Harris

#beauty

we had sex in every position i could imagine, and some i couldn't. we had sex in every room in my house, and we had sex outdoors. you told me it was the best you'd ever had. ↗

— Charlaine Harris

#imagination

Dated” in Selah’s book, being a euphemism for “had enthusiastic and frequent sex with”. ↗

— Charlaine Harris

#sookie-stackhouse #dating

I'm a Waitress. ↗

— Charlaine Harris

#sookie-stackhouse #humor

The fundamentalists were equally stymied. “We were worried about Adam and Steve,” a Baptist minister said. “Should we have been more worried about Rover and Fluffy? ↗

— Charlaine Harris

#shifters #equality

Vampires, bringing America together! ↗

— Charlaine Harris

#vampires #family