Charlaine Harris

As the water pounded on my back, I reflected that I must be pretty simple. It didn't take much to make me happy. A long night with a dead guy had done the trick. ↗

— Charlaine Harris

#reflection

Fangtasia, where all your bloody dreams come true,' said a bored female voice. 'Pam. Listen.' 'The phone is pressed to my ear. Speak.' 'Appius Livius Ocella just dropped in.' 'Fuck a zombie! ↗

— Charlaine Harris

#pam #sookie-stackhouse #dreams

Bubba made a sound of disapproval "You're not supposed to be kissing on anybody else, Miss Sookie" he said "Bill said it was okay, but I don't like it. ↗

— Charlaine Harris

#bubba #eric-northman #sookie-stackhouse #sookie-stackhouse

You know I love you more when you're cold and heartless. ↗

— Charlaine Harris

#pam #love

There was enough tension in the room to send a fleet of the nervous running for their tranquilizers. ↗

— Charlaine Harris

#sookie-stackhouse #humor

I am a woman, hear me roar," I said. Gosh, what prompted that?" Amelia asked, and I jumped ↗

— Charlaine Harris

#humor

Can I help you up?” "No,” she said bitterly. “I prefer to drag myself along the hardwood floor.” "Bitch,” I said, squatting to help her up. ↗

— Charlaine Harris

#pam #sookie-stackhouse #family

We could go back to your house. I can stay with you always. We can know each others bodies in every way, night after night. I could love you. I could work, you would not be poor. I would help you. ↗

— Charlaine Harris

#romance #sookie-stackhouse #vampire #love

You won't find a vampire in a Ford Fiesta ↗

— Charlaine Harris

#sookie-stackhouse

Fiction just makes it all more interesting. Truth is so boring. ↗

— Charlaine Harris

#on-fiction #sookie-stackhouse #truth #sookie-stackhouse