Charlaine Harris

I hate witches. Humans had the right idea, burning them at the stake. ↗

— Charlaine Harris

#funny #sookie-stackhouse #true-blood #witches #funny

It was beautiful Eric, who desired me, who was hungry for me, in a world that often let me know it could do very well without me. ↗

— Charlaine Harris

#beauty

But there's a juicy artery in your groin," he said after a pause to regroup, his voice as slithery as a snake on a slide. "Don't you talk dirty," I told him. "I won't listen to that. ↗

— Charlaine Harris

#salacious-talk #funny

I am self-educated from genre books. ↗

— Charlaine Harris

#mysteries #education

Life begins at night ↗

— Charlaine Harris

#night #sookie-stackhouse #true-blood #life

And by golly, love sure was a battlefield. Benatar was right about that. ↗

— Charlaine Harris

#love #humor

Coffe is the perfume of morning. ↗

— Charlaine Harris

#family

Should I just bite you, and end it all?", he whispered. "I would never have to think about you again. Thinking about you is an annoying habit and one I want to be rid of. ↗

— Charlaine Harris

#sookie-stackhouse

Come on," I said, taking his hand. Clutching the afghan with the other hand, he trailed down the hall after me, a snow white giant in tiny red underwear. ↗

— Charlaine Harris

#funny #sookie-stackhouse #true-blood #funny

Angelic Sookie, vision of love and beauty, I am prostrate that the wicked evil maenad violated your smooth and voluptuous body, in an attempt to deliver a message to me. -Eric ↗

— Charlaine Harris

#eric-northman #sookie-stackhouse #beauty