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Chris Morris

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If a terrorist group wanted to hit Britain, all they'd have to do is kill 100 random celebrities. The country would have a nervous breakown.


— Chris Morris


#celebrities #country #group #hit #kill

No matter how heinous someone's behaviour, if you make them a comic character, you can't expect people to hate them.


— Chris Morris


#character #comic #expect #hate #heinous

When people say 'love to hate', they actually mean 'love to be appalled by' - if they truly hated them, they'd never repeat a catch phrase.


— Chris Morris


#appalled #catch #catch phrase #hate #hated

A sitcom isn't usually the right tool for satire.


— Chris Morris


#satire #sitcom #tool #usually

I just feel tired now if people are shocked. If it's not for you, just don't bloody watch it.


— Chris Morris


#feel #i #just #now #people

The pursuit of approval usually ends in disaster.


— Chris Morris


#disaster #ends #pursuit #usually

The thing about a sense of humour is that it's not bestowed on the good. It's just randomly dished out.


— Chris Morris


#bestowed #good #humour #just #out

There are works of fiction which seek to explain jihadi terrorists as the militant wing of Amnesty International. I don't buy that.


— Chris Morris


#buy #explain #fiction #i #international

You can only maintain your interest if you're travelling more in ignorance than knowledge.


— Chris Morris


#interest #knowledge #maintain #more #only






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