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David Sedaris

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I like books on tape, and will listen to just about anything.


— David Sedaris


#anything #books #i #just #like

I just think that the people who say: 'That's not true' when someone tells a story at dinner are the people who didn't get any laughs when they told their story.


— David Sedaris


#dinner #get #i #just #laughs

I just enjoy lying on the couch and reading a magazine.


— David Sedaris


#enjoy #i #just #lying #magazine

I guess my guilty pleasure would be listening to the British audio versions of the 'Harry Potter' books.


— David Sedaris


#books #british #guess #guilty #guilty pleasure

I go to the movies at least five times a week, and after a while everything becomes a blur to me.


— David Sedaris


#becomes #blur #everything #five #go

I felt uncomfortable calling myself a writer until I started with 'The New Yorker,' and then I was like, 'Okay, now you can call yourself that.'


— David Sedaris


#calling #felt #i #like #myself

I don't think my life is more interesting than anybody else's.


— David Sedaris


#else #i #interesting #life #more

I don't like being left to my own thoughts.


— David Sedaris


#i #left #like #my own #own

I cry all the time when I watch 'Glee' because I don't know if it's satire or melodrama and that makes me feel like the writing is aware of itself, and that makes it OK to cry.


— David Sedaris


#because #cry #feel #glee #i

I always knew I wanted it to be illustrated.


— David Sedaris


#i #i always #illustrated #knew #wanted






About David Sedaris

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Did you know about David Sedaris?

Sedaris was raised in a suburb of Raleigh North Carolina. Sedaris and his sister Amy shared "The Talent Family" credit on the latter's short-lived sketch comedy show Exit 57 while David was a contributing writer.

Much of Sedaris's humor is autobiographical and self-deprecating and often concerns his family life his middle-class upbringing in the suburbs of Raleigh North Carolina Greek heritage jobs education drug use obsessive behaviors and his life in France London and the South Downs. He publiDavid Sedarisd his first collection of essays and short stories Barrel Fever in 1994. In 2010 he released a collection of anthropomorphic stories Squirrel Seeks Chipmunk: A Modest Bestiary.

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