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Dean Martin

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I feel sorry for people who don't drink. They wake up in the morning and that's the best they're going to feel all day.


— Dean Martin


#all day #best #day #drink #feel

You're not drunk if you can lie on the floor without holding on.


— Dean Martin


#floor #holding #holding on #lie #without

If you drink don't drive. Don't even putt.


— Dean Martin


#drink #drive #even #putt #you

I've got seven kids. The three words you hear most around my house are 'hello,' 'goodbye,' and 'I'm pregnant'.


— Dean Martin


#goodbye #got #hear #hello #house

I'd hate to be a teetotaler. Imagine getting up in the morning and knowing that's as good as you're going to feel all day.


— Dean Martin


#day #feel #getting #going #good

I once shook hands with Pat Boone and my whole right side sobered up.


— Dean Martin


#hands #i #once #pat #right

There's a statue of Jimmy Stewart in the Hollywood Wax Museum, and the statue talks better than he does.


— Dean Martin


#does #hollywood #jimmy #jimmy stewart #museum






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This prompted a battle between Martin and NBC censors who insisted on more scrutiny of the show's content. He was the host of the successful television variety program The Dean Martin Show (1965–1974) and subsequently The Dean Martin Celebrity Roasts (1974–1985). formed the legendary Rat Pack so called by the public after an earlier group of social friends the Holmby Hills Rat Pack centered on Humphrey Bogart and Lauren Bacall of which Sinatra had been a member.

Dean Martin (born Dino Paul Crocetti; June 7 1917 – December 25 1995) was an American singer film actor television star and comedian. He was the host of the successful television variety program The Dean Martin Show (1965–1974) and subsequently The Dean Martin Celebrity Roasts (1974–1985).

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