E. W. Howe

Many a man is saved from being a thief by finding everything locked up. ↗

— E. W. Howe

#everything #finding #locked #locked up #man

Marriage is a good deal like a circus: there is not as much in it as is represented in the advertising. ↗

— E. W. Howe

#circus #deal #good #good deal #like

Men have as exaggerated an idea of their rights as women have of their wrongs. ↗

— E. W. Howe

#exaggerated #idea #rights #their #women

Never tell a secret to a bride or a groom; wait until they have been married longer. ↗

— E. W. Howe

#been #bride #groom #longer #married

No man would listen to you talk if he didn't know it was his turn next. ↗

— E. W. Howe

#know #listen #man #next #talk

No woman ever falls in love with a man unless she has a better opinion of him than he deserves. ↗

— E. W. Howe

#deserves #ever #falls #him #love

People are always neglecting something they can do in trying to do something they can't do. ↗

— E. W. Howe

#neglecting #people #something #trying

Some men storm imaginary Alps all their lives, and die in the foothills cursing difficulties which do not exist. ↗

— E. W. Howe

#die #difficulties #exist #foothills #imaginary

The average man's judgment is so poor, he runs a risk every time he uses it. ↗

— E. W. Howe

#every #every time #judgment #man #poor

The feeling of sleepiness when you are not in bed, and can't get there, is the meanest feeling in the world. ↗

— E. W. Howe

#feeling #get #meanest #world #you