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Frank Zappa

Read through the most famous quotes from Frank Zappa




Interviewer: 'So Frank, you have long hair. Does that make you a woman?' Frank Zappa: 'You have a wooden leg. Does that make you a table?


— Frank Zappa


#humor #retort #humor

There is more stupidity than hydrogen in the universe, and it has a longer shelf life.


— Frank Zappa


#life #longer #more #shelf #shelf life

A drug is not bad. A drug is a chemical compound. The problem comes in when people who take drugs treat them like a license to behave like an asshole.


— Frank Zappa


#drugs #problems

Music is the only religion that delivers the goods.


— Frank Zappa


#music

Art is making something out of nothing, and selling it.


— Frank Zappa


#profit #art

There's a big difference between kneeling down and bending over.


— Frank Zappa


#religion

Communism doesn't work because people like to own stuff.


— Frank Zappa


#communism #like #own #people #stuff

Take the Kama Sutra. How many people died from the Kama Sutra as opposed to the Bible? Who wins?


— Frank Zappa


#religion

My best advice to anyone who wants to raise a happy, mentally healthy child is: Keep him or her as far away from a church as you can.


— Frank Zappa


#religion #religion

The United States is a nation of laws, badly written and randomly enforced.


— Frank Zappa


#state






About Frank Zappa

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Did you know about Frank Zappa?

Zappa was posthumously inducted into the Rock and Roll Hall of Fame in 1995 and received the Grammy Lifetime Achievement Award in 1997. He was a strident critic of mainstream education and organized religion and a forthright and passionate advocate for freedom of speech self-education political participation and the abolition of censorship. "Kay" Sherman from 1960 to 1964.

His 1966 debut album with the Mothers of Invention Freak Out! combined songs in conventional rock and roll format with collective improvisations and studio-generated sound collages. He was a strident critic of mainstream education and organized religion and a forthright and passionate advocate for freedom of speech self-education political participation and the abolition of censorship. Zappa was posthumously inducted into the Rock and Roll Hall of Fame in 1995 and received the Grammy Lifetime Achievement Award in 1997.

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