Helen Rowland

Marriage is like twirling a baton, turning hand springs or eating with chopsticks. It looks easy until you try it. ↗

— Helen Rowland

#chopsticks #easy #eating #hand #like

Marriage is the miracle that transforms a kiss from a pleasure into a duty. ↗

— Helen Rowland

#into #kiss #marriage #miracle #pleasure

No man can understand why a woman shouldn't prefer a good reputation to a good time. ↗

— Helen Rowland

#good reputation #good time #man #prefer #reputation

Somehow a bachelor never quite gets over the idea that he is a thing of beauty and a boy forever. ↗

— Helen Rowland

#beauty #boy #forever #gets #idea

The follies which a man regrets the most in his life are those which he didn't commit when he had the opportunity. ↗

— Helen Rowland

#follies #had #his #life #man

Falling in love consists merely in uncorking the imagination and bottling the common sense. ↗

— Helen Rowland

#common #common sense #consists #falling #falling in love

There's so much saint in the worst of them, and so much devil in the best of them, that a woman who's married to one of them, has nothing to learn of the rest of them. ↗

— Helen Rowland

#devil #learn #married #much #nothing

Variety is the spice of love. ↗

— Helen Rowland

#spice #variety

There are people whose watch stops at a certain hour and who remain permanently at that age. ↗

— Helen Rowland

#certain #hour #people #permanently #remain

One man's folly is another man's wife. ↗

— Helen Rowland

#another #folly #man #wife