James Patterson

You stand out like a fart in a church. ↗

— James Patterson

#maximum-ride #the-final-warning #church

Where was the catch? 'Cause I knew one was coming. ↗

— James Patterson

#schools-out-forever #school

But what is life if you don't live it? ↗

— James Patterson

#life #inspirational

I'm a freaking princess when it comes to other people's feelings. Yo dogbreath, get your paws of the everglades. -Max ↗

— James Patterson

#school-s-out-forever #school

Ari smiled. The sun was shining, the weather was great, he was eating ice cream, and all his dreams were about to come true. ↗

— James Patterson

#dreams

It's been said that love finds you when you're ready. ↗

— James Patterson

#inspirational

It's going to give you nightmares for the rest of your wasted life." Oh, my God, I was so badass. It was all I could do not to give a mwa ha ha! ↗

— James Patterson

#life

Uh-huh," I said. "Because all you mad, evil scientists sit around whipping up batches of Pillsbury's finest during your coffee breaks. I mean, this is pathetic. ↗

— James Patterson

#sports

I want to be able to see stuff," Iggy said. "Like I used to, when I was little. And I want to be able to totally kick Jeb's butt. ↗

— James Patterson

#iggy #maximum-ride #revenge #experience

When are you going to trust me Max?" asked Fang. "When I go completely bonkers," I laughed. ↗

— James Patterson

#experience