Jason Schwartzman

I always tell people that to be the funny person in a Steve Martin movie is like getting a call that Keith Moon wants you to play drums on his record. He should be playing drums on his record. ↗

— Jason Schwartzman

#call #drums #funny #funny person #getting

I didn't have an agent, I didn't have a headshot. I didn't even know if anyone would know where to find me. I just went back to highschool and started playing with my band. ↗

— Jason Schwartzman

#anyone #back #band #even #find

I have never stopped playing music. ↗

— Jason Schwartzman

#music #never #playing #stopped

I just find that the harder you work and the more effort you put into yourself, the better you'll be. ↗

— Jason Schwartzman

#effort #find #harder #i #into

I love the idea of playing a character that didn't over think everything. He knows what's in front of him and he has an ability to just say whatever he felt. ↗

— Jason Schwartzman

#character #everything #felt #front #him

In a city where you walk around, it's impossible to plan your day and your life as accidents will happen, you'll overhear things, bump into people, and take unexpected turns. ↗

— Jason Schwartzman

#around #bump #city #day #happen

In one sentence, I'd describe myself as indescribable. But, I wouldn't end it with a period. I'd end it with three dots. ↗

— Jason Schwartzman

#dots #end #i #indescribable #myself

It's funny that people think because you don't have a movie or record out, you disappear into a frozen chamber someplace. They think you're dead when you're not in the public eye. ↗

— Jason Schwartzman

#chamber #dead #disappear #eye #frozen

Logic plus logic equals the illogical. Do you know what I mean? ↗

— Jason Schwartzman

#equals #i #illogical #know #logic

Man, I hate to get depressing on you, but I don't have a game. I'm so alone, so depressed, so dark, no. ↗

— Jason Schwartzman

#dark #depressed #depressing #game #get