Jean Kerr

Women speak because they wish to speak, whereas a man speaks only when driven to speak by something outside himself like, for instance, he can't find any clean socks. ↗

— Jean Kerr

#because #clean #driven #find #himself

Being divorced is like being hit by a Mack truck. If you live through it, you start looking very carefully to the right and to the left. ↗

— Jean Kerr

#being #carefully #divorced #hit #left

Even though a number of people have tried, no one has ever found a way to drink for a living. ↗

— Jean Kerr

#even #ever #found #living #number

I feel about airplanes the way I feel about diets. It seems to me that they are wonderful things for other people to go on. ↗

— Jean Kerr

#diets #feel #go #i #i feel

I think success has no rules, but you can learn a great deal from failure. ↗

— Jean Kerr

#failure #great #great deal #i #i think

Man is the only animal that learns by being hypocritical. He pretends to be polite and then, eventually, he becomes polite. ↗

— Jean Kerr

#becomes #being #eventually #hypocritical #learns

Now the thing about having a baby - and I can't be the first person to have noticed this - is that thereafter you have it. ↗

— Jean Kerr

#baby #be the first #first #having #having a baby

The average, healthy, well-adjusted adult gets up at seven-thirty in the morning feeling just plain terrible. ↗

— Jean Kerr

#adult #average #feeling #gets #healthy

When the grandmothers of today hear the word "Chippendales," they don't necessary think of chairs. ↗

— Jean Kerr

#grandmothers #hear #necessary #think #today

You don't seem to realize that a poor person who is unhappy is in a better position than a rich person who is unhappy. Because the poor person has hope. He thinks money would help. ↗

— Jean Kerr

#better #help #hope #money #person