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John Green

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It's a metaphor, see: You put the killing thing right between your teeth, but you don't give it the power to do its killing.

— John Green

#the-fault-in-our-stars #right

But it is the nature of stars to cross, and never was Shakespeare more wrong than when he has Cassius note, ‘The fault, dear Brutus, is not in our stars / But in ourselves.

— John Green

#the-fault-in-our-stars #nature

And then something invisible snapped insider her, and that which had come together commenced to fall apart.

— John Green

#wise #wise

Maybe 'okay' will be our 'always

— John Green

#hazel-grace #grace

I figured something out. The future is unpredictable.

— John Green

#inspirational #obvious #stupid #humor

Sometimes you lose a battle. But mischief always wins the war

— John Green


I just did some calculations and I've been able to determine that you're full of shit.

— John Green


That didn’t happen, of course. Things never happened the way I imagined them.

— John Green

#looking-for-alaska #imagination

Headline?" he asked. "'Swing Set Needs Home,'" I said. "'Desperately Lonely Swing Set Needs Loving Home,'" he said. "'Lonely, Vaguely Pedophilic Swing Set Seeks the Butts of Children,'" I said.

— John Green

#humor #humour #internet #john-green #pedophile

I wanted to be one of those people who have streaks to maintain, who scorch the ground with their intensity. But for now, at least I knew such people, and they needed me, just like comets need tails.

— John Green

#friendship #friendship

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