Jon Stewart

If everything is amplified, we hear nothing. ↗

— Jon Stewart

#media-corruption #rally-to-restore-insanity #media

Yesterday, the president met with a group he calls the coalition of the willing. Or, as the rest of the world calls them, Britain and Spain ↗

— Jon Stewart

#funny

Donald Rumsfeld. Love him or hate him, you've gotta admit: a lot of people hate him. ↗

— Jon Stewart

#joh-stewart #politics #rumsfield #love

I’m not going to censor myself to comfort your ignorance ↗

— Jon Stewart

#inspirational

The internet is just a world passing notes around a classroom. ↗

— Jon Stewart

#internet #humor

I have some bad news. Bjork cannot be here tonight. She was trying on her Oscar dress and Dick Cheney shot her. ↗

— Jon Stewart

#political #comedy

To the people who are upset about their hard-earned tax money going to things they don’t like: welcome to the f*cking club. Reimburse me for the Iraq war and oil subsidies, and diaphragms are on me! ↗

— Jon Stewart

#government #government-spending #tax #money

And try as I might, I am having difficulty giving a f**k. ↗

— Jon Stewart

#humor

The Westboro Baptist Church is no more a church than Church's Fried Chicken is a church. ↗

— Jon Stewart

#religion

When did fact checking and journalism go their separate ways? ↗

— Jon Stewart

#media