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Jon Stewart

Read through the most famous quotes from Jon Stewart

If everything is amplified, we hear nothing.

— Jon Stewart

#media-corruption #rally-to-restore-insanity #media

Yesterday, the president met with a group he calls the coalition of the willing. Or, as the rest of the world calls them, Britain and Spain

— Jon Stewart


Donald Rumsfeld. Love him or hate him, you've gotta admit: a lot of people hate him.

— Jon Stewart

#joh-stewart #politics #rumsfield #love

I’m not going to censor myself to comfort your ignorance

— Jon Stewart


The internet is just a world passing notes around a classroom.

— Jon Stewart

#internet #humor

I have some bad news. Bjork cannot be here tonight. She was trying on her Oscar dress and Dick Cheney shot her.

— Jon Stewart

#political #comedy

To the people who are upset about their hard-earned tax money going to things they don’t like: welcome to the f*cking club. Reimburse me for the Iraq war and oil subsidies, and diaphragms are on me!

— Jon Stewart

#government #government-spending #tax #money

And try as I might, I am having difficulty giving a f**k.

— Jon Stewart


The Westboro Baptist Church is no more a church than Church's Fried Chicken is a church.

— Jon Stewart


When did fact checking and journalism go their separate ways?

— Jon Stewart


About Jon Stewart

Jon Stewart Quotes

Did you know about Jon Stewart?

during its decline and Stewart's show inherited such early morning time slots in many cities. So I shouldn't have said that and I did. Their second child a daughter Maggie Rose Stewart was born in February 2006.

He is the co-author of America (The Book): A Citizen's Guide to Democracy Inaction which was one of the best-selling books in the U. S. He has also had several film roles as an actor.

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