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Jon Stewart

Read through the most famous quotes from Jon Stewart

The bias of the mainstream media is toward sensationalism, conflict, and laziness.

— Jon Stewart


The problem with the Tea Party is they're all ignorant hillbillies who drink moonshine and ride around on mules. And they believe in stereotypes too.

— Jon Stewart

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You wonder sometimes how our government puts on its pants in the morning.

— Jon Stewart

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The more you delve into science, the more it appears to rely on faith.

— Jon Stewart

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No one is better at not beating America than England.

— Jon Stewart

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Being a superpower is like being a Santa Claus that everyone hates.

— Jon Stewart

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I feel your scorn, and I accept it.

— Jon Stewart


As an adolescent, Vonnegut made my life bearable.

— Jon Stewart


There are a hell of a lot of jobs that are scarier than live comedy. Like standing in the operating room when a guy's heart stops, and you're the one who has to fix it!

— Jon Stewart

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I'm not just a boy toy. I have feelings and dreams like anybody else.

— Jon Stewart

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About Jon Stewart

Jon Stewart Quotes

Did you know about Jon Stewart?

during its decline and Stewart's show inherited such early morning time slots in many cities. So I shouldn't have said that and I did. Their second child a daughter Maggie Rose Stewart was born in February 2006.

He is the co-author of America (The Book): A Citizen's Guide to Democracy Inaction which was one of the best-selling books in the U. S. He has also had several film roles as an actor.

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