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Jonathan Swift

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Poor nations are hungry, and rich nations are proud; and pride and hunger will ever be at variance.


— Jonathan Swift


#hunger #hungry #nations #poor #pride

Positiveness is a good quality for preachers and speakers because, whoever shares his thoughts with the public will convince them as he himself appears convinced.


— Jonathan Swift


#because #convince #convinced #good #good quality

The stoical scheme of supplying our wants by lopping off our desires, is like cutting off our feet when we want shoes.


— Jonathan Swift


#desires #feet #like #off #our

The want of belief is a defect that ought to be concealed when it cannot be overcome.


— Jonathan Swift


#cannot #concealed #defect #ought #overcome

There were many times my pants were so thin I could sit on a dime and tell if it was heads or tails.


— Jonathan Swift


#dime #heads #i #many #ny times

Under this window in stormy weather I marry this man and woman together; Let none but Him who rules the thunder Put this man and woman asunder.


— Jonathan Swift


#asunder #him #i #man #marry

We are so fond on one another because our ailments are the same.


— Jonathan Swift


#another #because #fond #our #same

What they do in heaven we are ignorant of; what they do not do we are told expressly.


— Jonathan Swift


#heaven #ignorant #told

Where I am not understood, it shall be concluded that something very useful and profound is couched underneath.


— Jonathan Swift


#concluded #couched #i #i am #profound

Where there are large powers with little ambition... nature may be said to have fallen short of her purposes.


— Jonathan Swift


#fallen #her #large #little #may






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He is also known for being a master of two styles of satire: the Horatian and Juvenalian styles. Swift is probably the foremost prose satirist in the English language[dubious – discuss] and is less well known for his poetry. Jonathan Swift (30 November 1667 – 19 October 1745) was an Anglo-Irishsatirist essayist political pamphleteer (first for the Whigs then for the Tories) poet and cleric who became Dean of St Patrick's Cathedral Dublin.

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