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Larry David

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I was very fortunate to hook up with Jerry in the first place. The network was already committed to doing something with him, so I skipped a couple of hundred steps right there.


— Larry David


#committed #couple #doing #first #fortunate

I'm really only happy when I'm on stage. I just feed off the energy of the audience. That's what I'm all about - people and laughter.


— Larry David


#audience #energy #feed #happy #i

Women love a self-confident bald man.


— Larry David


#love #man #self-confident #women

Actually I walk around with the Emmy wherever I go, but I'm very casual about it.


— Larry David


#actually #around #casual #emmy #go

All of a sudden I discovered that I'm allergic to caviar. It was the perfect metaphor for my life. When I was only able to afford bad caviar, I could certainly eat my fill of it.


— Larry David


#afford #allergic #bad #caviar #certainly

And eventually as I kept writing it, something emerged that was not quite me but a version of me.


— Larry David


#eventually #i #kept #me #quite

Anything that's for free, people will take. They don't discriminate.


— Larry David


#discriminate #free #people #take #will

Anytime I'm involved with anything that's well-received, it's a surprise to me.


— Larry David


#anytime #i #involved #me #surprise

At first, I didn't realize it was gonna be a character. I just thought I was gonna be doing me.


— Larry David


#doing #first #gonna #i #just

Switzerland is a place where they don't like to fight, so they get people to do their fighting for them while they ski and eat chocolate.


— Larry David


#eat #fight #fighting #get #like






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Did you know about Larry David?

Nominated for a Primetime Emmy Award for Outstanding Lead Actor – Comedy Series for his role in Curb Your Enthusiasm in 2003 2004 2006 2010 and 2012. After college David enlisted in the Army National Guard. In the first six seasons Julia Louis-Dreyfus and Jason Alexander appeared in several episodes and Jerry Seinfeld made a cameo.

Formerly a standup comedian David went into television comedy writing and starring in ABC's Fridays as well as writing briefly for Saturday Night Live. He has won two Primetime Emmy Awards as well as being voted by fellow comedians and comedy insiders as number 23 of the greatest comedy stars ever in a British poll to select The Comedian's Comedian. David has subsequently gained further recognition for the HBO series Curb Your Enthusiasm a mostly improvised sitcom also created by David in which he stars as a semi-fictionalized version of himself.

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