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Larry David

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There are times when I'm driving home after a day's shooting, thinking to myself, That scene would've been so much better if I had written it out.


— Larry David


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There's a sense of spontaneity, and no emphasis on jokes in this show. People generally talk the way they talk in life if you were in this particular situation.


— Larry David


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There's also a certain rhythm to the way Jews talk that might be funny.


— Larry David


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There's nothing that reflects me. I'm unreflectable!


— Larry David


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Trying on pants is one of the most humiliating things a man can suffer that doesn't involve a woman.


— Larry David


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Until I started doing standup, there were some very bleak days.


— Larry David


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Well, after the divorce, I went home and turned all the lights on!


— Larry David


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Well, as you know, I'm really only happy when I'm on stage.


— Larry David


#i #know #only #really #stage

Well, I always think the worst things are going to happen here, because I'm - basically inside, I'm a bad person, and so the bad kind of takes over.


— Larry David


#bad #basically #because #going #happen

When you're not concerned with succeeding, you can work with complete freedom.


— Larry David


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About Larry David

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Did you know about Larry David?

Nominated for a Primetime Emmy Award for Outstanding Lead Actor – Comedy Series for his role in Curb Your Enthusiasm in 2003 2004 2006 2010 and 2012. After college David enlisted in the Army National Guard. In the first six seasons Julia Louis-Dreyfus and Jason Alexander appeared in several episodes and Jerry Seinfeld made a cameo.

Formerly a standup comedian David went into television comedy writing and starring in ABC's Fridays as well as writing briefly for Saturday Night Live. He has won two Primetime Emmy Awards as well as being voted by fellow comedians and comedy insiders as number 23 of the greatest comedy stars ever in a British poll to select The Comedian's Comedian. David has subsequently gained further recognition for the HBO series Curb Your Enthusiasm a mostly improvised sitcom also created by David in which he stars as a semi-fictionalized version of himself.

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