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Larry David

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OK, I'm happy. I'm happy. All right? I'm happy.


— Larry David


#i #ok #right

Once I know people know who I am, it gives me a lot of licence and freedom to behave in ways I wouldn't normally.


— Larry David


#behave #freedom #gives #i #i am

People don't yell nasty things at actors - they let them continue.


— Larry David


#nasty #people #them #things #yell

Perhaps I have a wider range than I'd given myself credit for.


— Larry David


#given #i #myself #perhaps #range

Religion doesn't play any part in my life in terms of how I live my life. But I don't think I've ever gone through a day in my life without hearing someone say the word 'Jew' or saying it myself.


— Larry David


#day #ever #gone #hearing #how

Sure, being a reservist wasn't as glamorous, but I was the one who had to look at myself in the mirror.


— Larry David


#glamorous #had #i #look #mirror

The addition of nuts in salad... I always find to be beneficial.


— Larry David


#always #beneficial #find #i #i always

The best situation is being a single parent. The best part about is that you get time off, too, because the kids are with their mom, so it's the best of both worlds. There's a lot to be said for it.


— Larry David


#because #being #best #best part #both

The lunch in a normal American restaurant is very problematic for me. I don't like to have hot food for lunch.


— Larry David


#food #hot #i #like #lunch

The only change I can really see is that I don't have to shop for pants in stores anymore.


— Larry David


#change #i #i can #only #pants






About Larry David

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Did you know about Larry David?

Nominated for a Primetime Emmy Award for Outstanding Lead Actor – Comedy Series for his role in Curb Your Enthusiasm in 2003 2004 2006 2010 and 2012. After college David enlisted in the Army National Guard. In the first six seasons Julia Louis-Dreyfus and Jason Alexander appeared in several episodes and Jerry Seinfeld made a cameo.

Formerly a standup comedian David went into television comedy writing and starring in ABC's Fridays as well as writing briefly for Saturday Night Live. He has won two Primetime Emmy Awards as well as being voted by fellow comedians and comedy insiders as number 23 of the greatest comedy stars ever in a British poll to select The Comedian's Comedian. David has subsequently gained further recognition for the HBO series Curb Your Enthusiasm a mostly improvised sitcom also created by David in which he stars as a semi-fictionalized version of himself.

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