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    Larry David

    Read through the most famous quotes from Larry David




    Let's not forget, I got divorced. ↗


    — Larry David

    #forget #got #i

    Millions of people are married. I've never picked up a paper and seen a headline that says, Man Gets Married! ↗


    — Larry David

    #headline #i #man #married #millions

    Most of the time I'm thinking, I'm glad that scene was improvised. ↗


    — Larry David

    #i #improvised #most #scene #thinking

    Most people are completely unaware of their breath. They violate your space, they have no idea that they have halitosis. ↗


    — Larry David

    #completely #idea #most #no idea #people

    Most people think I'm immodest. ↗


    — Larry David

    #most #people #think

    Most practical jokes, I'll feel too bad for the other person so I'll stop just before the punchline. ↗


    — Larry David

    #before #feel #i #jokes #just

    My background is degradation and sloth, mostly. ↗


    — Larry David

    #degradation #mostly #sloth

    My defensiveness in life really helps me as a driver. ↗


    — Larry David

    #helps #life #me #really

    No, I am a crier and if people ever saw me privately they would be shocked at what a bowl of mush I am underneath it all. ↗


    — Larry David

    #bowl #ever #i #i am #me

    Obviously comedic styles do change. ↗


    — Larry David

    #comedic #obviously #styles






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    Did you know about Larry David?

    Nominated for a Primetime Emmy Award for Outstanding Lead Actor – Comedy Series for his role in Curb Your Enthusiasm in 2003 2004 2006 2010 and 2012. After college David enlisted in the Army National Guard. In the first six seasons Julia Louis-Dreyfus and Jason Alexander appeared in several episodes and Jerry Seinfeld made a cameo.

    Formerly a standup comedian David went into television comedy writing and starring in ABC's Fridays as well as writing briefly for Saturday Night Live. He has won two Primetime Emmy Awards as well as being voted by fellow comedians and comedy insiders as number 23 of the greatest comedy stars ever in a British poll to select The Comedian's Comedian. David has subsequently gained further recognition for the HBO series Curb Your Enthusiasm a mostly improvised sitcom also created by David in which he stars as a semi-fictionalized version of himself.

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