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Larry David

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I don't take on big things. What I do, pretty much, is make the big things small and the small things big.


— Larry David


#big #big things #i #i do #make

I gave a funny speech at my wife's birthday party, and I'm thinking, 'Hey, I've still got it.'


— Larry David


#birthday party #funny #gave #got #hey

I guess I still feel that I'm a comedian; if I had to pick one thing that I feel like I could do, it would be that. That doesn't mean that I like it, but I feel that's what I am.


— Larry David


#comedian #could #feel #guess #had

I had a job as a paralegal. I drove a cab.


— Larry David


#drove #had #i #job

I had a wonderful childhood, which is tough because it's hard to adjust to a miserable adulthood.


— Larry David


#adulthood #because #childhood #had #hard

I have no secrets.


— Larry David


#secrets

I have quite a house. People come over and I go, 'I know, I'm sorry.'


— Larry David


#go #house #i #know #over

I have reservations about everything I do.


— Larry David


#everything #i #i do #reservations

I just feed off the energy of the audience.


— Larry David


#energy #feed #i #just #off

Switzerland is a place where they don't like to fight, so they get people to do their fighting for them while they ski and eat chocolate.


— Larry David


#eat #fight #fighting #get #like






About Larry David

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Did you know about Larry David?

Nominated for a Primetime Emmy Award for Outstanding Lead Actor – Comedy Series for his role in Curb Your Enthusiasm in 2003 2004 2006 2010 and 2012. After college David enlisted in the Army National Guard. In the first six seasons Julia Louis-Dreyfus and Jason Alexander appeared in several episodes and Jerry Seinfeld made a cameo.

Formerly a standup comedian David went into television comedy writing and starring in ABC's Fridays as well as writing briefly for Saturday Night Live. He has won two Primetime Emmy Awards as well as being voted by fellow comedians and comedy insiders as number 23 of the greatest comedy stars ever in a British poll to select The Comedian's Comedian. David has subsequently gained further recognition for the HBO series Curb Your Enthusiasm a mostly improvised sitcom also created by David in which he stars as a semi-fictionalized version of himself.

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