Laurell K. Hamilton

Believe this, Bitch. ↗

— Laurell K. Hamilton

#anita-blake

Jason patted me on the back. “Tomorrow night we'll take you out chasing deer.” “I thought you'd chase cars,” I said. He grinned. “What fun is that? Cars don't bleed. ↗

— Laurell K. Hamilton

#werewolf-humor #humor

I hate women who complain about being fat when they're like a size 5. Anything under size 5 isn't a woman. It's a boy with breasts. ↗

— Laurell K. Hamilton

#humor

There had to be a circle of Hell where you were eternally fourteen, eternally in junior high. One of the lower circles. ↗

— Laurell K. Hamilton

#funny #funny

Death, jewelry, or magic; it sounded like Valentine's Day. ↗

— Laurell K. Hamilton

#death

An atheist waving a cross at a vampire was a truly pitiful sight. ↗

— Laurell K. Hamilton

#religious #religious

I looked at Micah, who shrugged. I looked at Rafael, who shook his head. Nice that none of us knew why he was undressing. ↗

— Laurell K. Hamilton

#blake #fiction #hunter #micah #paranormal

Vampires are people too! ↗

— Laurell K. Hamilton

#science

Nothing is more appealing than a handsome man who is also uncertain of himself. ↗

— Laurell K. Hamilton

#men

Sometimes it would be nice not to have to do my best. Sometimes it would just be nice not to have a crisis to deal with. - Anita Blake ↗

— Laurell K. Hamilton

#vampires #anita-blake